Thursday, January 31, 2013

Here's Two Words You Shouldn't Use on Your Online Dating Profile

prozac-dogIn reviewing some of the profiles through various dating sites, I found some interesting profiles. I have not altered a thing about these statements and think that words crazy or Prozac ?should not appear in your profile. The reason I say this is because you are going to attract what you don?t want.

I have ranked the profile statements based on what I think about them.

Ok, so here?s a tip on what not to include in your online dating profile.? Here?s the prime reason, you shouldn?t use crazy in your profile EVER:

I speak fluent?Crazy.1

I am the only heterosexual male that cried during the movie ?likecrazy !1

People have said nice eyes, playful,?crazy, weird, funny,2

Did I say / tell U that I?m a Little?Crazy?/ Nuts ?

Attracting?crazy?women?.I don?t wanna be good at it ?cause it?s a bad thing but hey, we all have gifts. So if you?re?crazy, I?m gonna need you to go quit reading and go away now?..not kidding?..see you can?t even follow a simple request ya?crazyass!3

You?re probably sick of perusing profiles in which people sound really awesome, and then you find out they?re?crazy?and fucked up, selfish, domineering, paranoid, whatever. Just?crazy.3

  1. Cute, but probably not what you want to portray.
  2. People may think this is an accurate portrayal of you.
  3. Yeah this is effective! Offending people always works.

Or Prozac! These really need no ranking. Save psychiatric medications discussion for the 3rd date.

I just don?t think that headaches are caused by a deficiency of Tylenol, or depression by a deficiency of?Prozac.

I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES AND MY CAT NEEDS SOME?PROZAC?hahahaI?ve been told I?m a ?deep thinker.

But I would rather deal with the mood swings than become aProzac?junkie and not feel anything at all.

I?m a programmer, and I have two cats which I?ve named?Prozac and Zoloft.

Painting my miniatures ? it?s cheaper than?prozac?and less dangerous than street drugs.

Wondering if the?Prozac?is going to kick in

suit the mood of the day, wasting time on the internet , rambling, causing a scene , intimidating people when I?m onProzac?, kriss kross puzzles

CLARISSA SILVA, MSW Main Areas: Empowerment, Relationship Wellness, Positive Psychology Career Focus: Author; Speaker; Clinician, Research Scientist http://yourejustadumbass.wordpress.com/ Clarissa is trained as a research scientist, clinician, and administrator in public health, behavioral science and mental health. She has developed and utilized a technique for the past 15 years that has been used to help individuals establish healthy relationships, enhance self-esteem and personal empowerment. She is also the author of a very tongue-in-check dating blog to help reach more people and help them select healthy relationships and avoid some of the difficult life lessons that one encounters in suboptimal relationships. "You're Just a Dumbass"! http://yourejustadumbass.wordpress.com/ shares techniques that she developed to help clients with creating relationship wellness in their lives. Her blog has been featured as the Editor?s Pick of the Day on Bloggers.com and as the Featured blog on Gem Magazine LI. She is a contributing writer for Gem Magazine and co-hosts a blog talk radio show Real talk with Real People, where she shares relationship and general wellness advice. She has an extensive background in mental health and healthcare both, domestically and globally. In addition to working with clients, she has worked with several national and local nonprofits, academic institutions, and governments to create evidence-based gender responsive programming, social impact measurement, organizational sustainability and reducing health disparities in communities of color. She has worked with the United Nations and several non-government organizations in developing and implementing strategies to address health disparities in the United States, Mexico, Costa Rica, Brazil, Malawi, Ghana and Nigeria.

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